Tea Cake for Catherine

Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, smashed it out of the park when she met the Obamas recently. She wore a dress from her favourite UK chain store, Reiss. However, I feel as though she could do with some cake, as she's awfully thin at the moment.
Maybe she needs some of my apple crumble tea cake which I baked on Sunday. It was so cold on Sunday I decided to do a bake-off and made this cake, some cauliflower soup and a spaghetti bolognese (for the kids).
There wasn't much cake left after Mr Not-So-Handy discovered it. He has a very sweet tooth. I'm happy to share the recipe if you'd like to try it.